It’s amazing. A “platform” that only declares its cultish devotion to a disturbed psychopath. The Republican party must dream of the day they can be the oligarchs to Trump’s “semi-presidential federation.” Trump is a small psychopath trying to follow in the footsteps of his idol, Putin, a big psychopath.Who Goes Trump by E Mika, The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 37 Psychiatrist and Mental Experts Assess a President.
I didn’t hear much of the convention, but when I did hear things, it sounded like they were saying that the unrest in the streets was Biden’s problem, like it wasn’t actually happening under THEIR watch.
THE ORANGE FRUITCAKE has proudly announced that the platform for The Repulsican Crime Cult is the same as it was in 2016. Isn’t this admitting that the Repulsicans under his watch tore down America if they’re going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN? Oops, they’ve let a glimmer of truth slip through their smokescreen of PROPAGANDA!
ICYMI, no, really, here is the Republican platform:1. to further enrich the very rich; 2. to render rule by law impotent except thatit supports item 1;3. to bind and subjugate the very poor to create a pool of cheap labor;4. to bind and blind the not-quite-so-poor to create a class to enforce point 3;5. to exploit all natural resources for immediate gain regardless of detriment to the future;6. to ignore inconvenient science;7. to use religion as a shield and weapon against inconvenient science and competing philosophy
The Republican Party has a better platform than ’Let’s shut down the economy, defund the cops, let rioters destroy cities and attack innocent people and open the borders.’
Our most urgent task as a Party is to restore the American people’s faith in their government by electing a president who will enforce duly enacted laws, honor constitutional limits on executive authority, and return credibility to the Oval Office. We need a Republican president who will end abuses of power by departments and agencies, like the IRS and the EPA, and by the White House itself. Safeguarding our liberties requires a president who will respect the Constitution’s separation of powers, including the authority of Congress to write legislation and define agency authority. Americans also deserve a president who will speak for our nation’s history and values, not apologize for them to our enemies.
Kurtass Premium Member over 3 years ago
Right there with your ethics and morals, Nonexistent.
Tralfaz Premium Member over 3 years ago
This comic assumes a basic self-awareness that doesn’t exist in Trumpism
Odon Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s thin your standing on.
gammaguy over 3 years ago
“Where’s our platform?”
Don’t ask. Don’t tell.
fusilier over 3 years ago
Dayyuum!
An excellent point, Mr. Bok.
fusilier
James 2:24
piobaire over 3 years ago
I offer these additions:
Damage alliances that have kept America and much of the rest of the world more stable and safer for 75 years.
Kiss up to dictators. Allow them to attack American residents in the streets (Erdogan) and butcher American residents (MBS of Saudi Arabia).
Collaborate with adversaries to win elections.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Got to say the ending was nice.. Kudos to the fireworks team.. very impressive.
grange Premium Member over 3 years ago
Trump’s platform consists of word salad with plenty of abuse for dressing.
ndblackirish97 over 3 years ago
GOP platform: Lie to Americans. Tell them what they want to hear then blame the opposition when none of it comes to fruition.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
I see lying racist criminals.
Librarylady over 3 years ago
It’s amazing. A “platform” that only declares its cultish devotion to a disturbed psychopath. The Republican party must dream of the day they can be the oligarchs to Trump’s “semi-presidential federation.” Trump is a small psychopath trying to follow in the footsteps of his idol, Putin, a big psychopath.Who Goes Trump by E Mika, The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 37 Psychiatrist and Mental Experts Assess a President.
mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago
Couldn’t even mention mom, apple pie, and the flag.
Ontman over 3 years ago
His platform seems to be MY law and order or else.
chromosome Premium Member over 3 years ago
I didn’t hear much of the convention, but when I did hear things, it sounded like they were saying that the unrest in the streets was Biden’s problem, like it wasn’t actually happening under THEIR watch.
The Love of Money is . . . over 3 years ago
Here comes that Bird of Paradise again from Paradise, California. Is it going to fly up your nose again, Mr. President ?
kentmarx36 over 3 years ago
THE ORANGE FRUITCAKE has proudly announced that the platform for The Repulsican Crime Cult is the same as it was in 2016. Isn’t this admitting that the Repulsicans under his watch tore down America if they’re going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN? Oops, they’ve let a glimmer of truth slip through their smokescreen of PROPAGANDA!
walkingmancomics over 3 years ago
ICYMI, no, really, here is the Republican platform:1. to further enrich the very rich; 2. to render rule by law impotent except thatit supports item 1;3. to bind and subjugate the very poor to create a pool of cheap labor;4. to bind and blind the not-quite-so-poor to create a class to enforce point 3;5. to exploit all natural resources for immediate gain regardless of detriment to the future;6. to ignore inconvenient science;7. to use religion as a shield and weapon against inconvenient science and competing philosophy
Daeder over 3 years ago
Like looney toons characters, the GOP is too dumb to know gravity is about to destroy them.
jhayesd31 over 3 years ago
Platform is “Cocaine Good Biden Bad”
https://www.salon.com/2020/08/25/were-don-jr-and-kimberly-coked-up-maybe-not-but-its-all-part-of-the-fascist-tradition/
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
YOUR GUY, Chip!
YOUR GUY is the platform.
Even Trump Disciples know that.
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#TraitorTrump
Scoutmaster77 over 3 years ago
I’m not sure that Melania would hold Trump’s hand.
Union Man over 3 years ago
“Make America Great Again”. Again. Mike Pence! I had to watch this clip over and over to make sure I heard him correctly. LMAO!
BWR over 3 years ago
The Republican Party has a better platform than ’Let’s shut down the economy, defund the cops, let rioters destroy cities and attack innocent people and open the borders.’
abraxas over 3 years ago
From the Republican 2016 official platform:
Our most urgent task as a Party is to restore the American people’s faith in their government by electing a president who will enforce duly enacted laws, honor constitutional limits on executive authority, and return credibility to the Oval Office. We need a Republican president who will end abuses of power by departments and agencies, like the IRS and the EPA, and by the White House itself. Safeguarding our liberties requires a president who will respect the Constitution’s separation of powers, including the authority of Congress to write legislation and define agency authority. Americans also deserve a president who will speak for our nation’s history and values, not apologize for them to our enemies.
https://prod-cdn-static.gop.com/media/documents/DRAFT_12_FINAL%5B1%5D-ben_1468872234.pdf