Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 09, 2020

My opinion of you has sunk to rock bottom.

A blow up doll might have been more convincing….

Empty Stadiums with cardboard fans and canned crowd sounds. Owners yelling rude comments so loud that they get ejected from the stadium. Welcome to 2020 Baseball.

A for effort, Ralph!

Maybe if the cutout wasn’t in black and white.

A judge out here required a violator to stand by the road with a sign, “the carpool lane is not for dummies.”

Reminds me of a friend who was an anatomy instructor. When she retired, she took her articulated skeleton home belted into the front passenger seat.

That ploy fell flat Ralphie.

did you not have your TSA uniform with you?

But she’s so beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUu9lJtKcLE

Apparently an undertaker driving a hearse was once ticketed for this, and may have been in the right according to the letter of the law, which didn’t specify that the second person had to be alive in order to qualify for the carpool lane.

Wow…Ralph Drabble is officially on my sh*t list!

Last Thursday I was driving through Nashville during the evening rush hour and I didn’t see ONE CAR in the “carpool lane” that had more than one person in it.

Ralph isn’t the first one to try that.

He needs to try a mannequin.