Who is “she?”
funniest ten minutes in my life was in a taxi with a guy from New Jersey and a guy from Georgia. They couldn’t understand a word the other was saying.
Well, he’s a PHD in Microbiology at Yale now. I guess I didn’t ruin him.
118 in Phoenix last week.
I have a cat that tries to get into the shower with me.
Had a horse toss me headfirst into a rose garden once….ouch!
I believe in applied child psychology….rather firmly applied to the seat of the pants.
I’ll never forget the first time I heard "All my exes live in Texas, that’s why I’m in Tennessee. Nearly wet my pants laughing!
You shouldn’t have to ASK for presents. Presents should be freely given, otherwise they are not presents.