B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 06, 2011

He needs to wear a cactus.

It’ll be too late for somebody.

That can smart!

He may figure it out in time but will it be in time?

I think he wears a cactus all the time. It isn’t long enough to be a beard but short enough to be prickly.

Whatever works my friend.

Not only that Senator, but I guarantee the Now You See Me Camo Company will be the lowest bidder.

Where’d he find jungle camouflage in the desert?

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

A raptor in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Good morning BC’ers.

But a raptor clamped onto your hand really smarts…

Some days you count the meat; some days the meat counts you.

The Canadians tried this in Afghanistan…

Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo, Grog and Everyone

He will discover it is the wrong camo. Anthony Hopkins did in A Bridge Too Far.

Now we know they are in Arizona. That is the only place in the world where you find Carnegia Gigantea better known as Giant Saguaro cactus.

I hope the raptors don’t figure it out first.

Good morning BCers

Will he have the time to save his own skin is the question!

(Good Morning, Pamlicorat, Gweedo & all BCers!)

Where did he go? Where did he go? I guess that camo worked better than they thought!

Gettig a little carried way, is he?

Nope, he didn’t see the raptor till it was too late!

(Wait, that’s not what he said…)

They’ll smell you though.

Tsali Queyi said, about 6 hours ago

“Now we know they are in Arizona. That is the only place in the world where you find Carnegia Gigantea better known as Giant Saguaro cactus.”

I guess they must have removed all of them that I see in Mexico and Southern California.

That explains why Arizona politicians and educators seem to be from the Stone Age.

Jefferydahn, I can’t say for Mexico, but I know any growing in California, New Mexico and other states were transplanted there before they banned the removal of them from Arizona or they were nursery raised saguaros, In fact I have an 18 inch one that was nursery raised, but they won’t be very large as it takes at least 75 years before they develop branches. They grow at the rate of one inch per year. I won’t try to tell you or anyone else that I’m an expert, but I have raised cacti as a hobby for over 35 years.

Tsali Qieyi:

Suguaro are native to the Sonoran desert, which encompasses part of southeastern California. There is no magic shield at the AZ state line that native species are forbidden to cross. Not to mention the propagation by bird carried seeds.

Jeffreydahn, You are correct.

His camouflage worked!!! I couldn’t recognize him as a human with a brain at all!!!