Cat's Cafe by Matt Tarpley for August 14, 2020

Panel 5 was a surprise, but not totally.

Be careful how you hold that knife. Sometimes they bite back.

Kiwi looks cute, but inside that cute camouflage of his, there is a stone-cold killer.

Kiwi! You naughty boy.

I just love dark humor.

There are depths to Kiwi that we haven’t even begun to imagine… okay, maybe we’re beginning.

KIWI!!!!

Step One in Panel 2 – Is anyone else hearing Don Ho??? :-)

OMG What…

Is that a cake knife or a butcher knife? :-0

next he’ll be throwing people in volcanos…

wait nvm Rat already does that.

Would New Zealand care to explain?

“Out, damned spot! Out, I say!—What, will these hands ne’er be clean?”

I agree with this. Washing your hands is actually murdering troves of cells. And by ‘troves’, I mean like twelve million. HAND SANITIZER IS POISON! PASS IT ON!

“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

wait…

Panels 5 and 6 are rhymes. Rince and evidence rhyme and dry and alibi rhyme.

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