Clay Jones for August 10, 2020

Where DOES he get his asbestos pants?

As I have said before, the Trumpers are following the “BIG LIE” strategy straight outta the Joseph Goebbels / Roger Ailes / Karl Rove / Vladimir Putin / Steve Bannon / Stephen Miller playbook: take your own weakest point and throw it back at your opponent.

Seriously? Life-long devout Catholic Biden, who actually is a regular church-goer and worshipper, compared to Trump who spends his Sundays cheating at golf and cheating on wives?

The first question of the first debate should be directed to both candidates: “Please recite the Lord’s Prayer. We’ll start with you, Mr. President.”

I’m betting life-long devout Catholic Joe Biden would ace it.

Trump … “Lord’s prayer? What’s that? Is it something from Two Corinthians?”

God hates Biden says our God, Trump, The Chosen One. The knows he hasn’t a prayer to win the election because he doesn’t know any prayers.

So Trump admits Biden is omnipotent and God isn’t, so much? No wonder Trump is scared Sh!t1ess.

Again, Mr. Jones scores with the sippy cup.

Evangelicals just love this guy. He really represents what they are at their core. Pharisees reincarnated.

January 20, 2021 two words the Donald should hear “You’re Fired!”

Excellent!

If Biden can hurt God, then maybe you are praying to the wrong god.

This morning I heard a “righteous conservative woman” complaining of a “Muslim invasion” and that Muslim members of Congress want to take their oath of office with a hand on the Koran. “Everybody’s supposed to be sworn in on the Buy-bull!” she proclaimed. I wonder when she’ll ever read the pertinent law and/or if she will understand it then?

Remember when Keith Ellison was sworn in on the Koran? Remember that J.Q. Adams (used a law book with the COTUS printed within), Franklin Pierce was affirmed rather than sworn as is the right of anyone from the beginning of this nation, Theodore Roosevelt used no Bible in taking his first oath of office in 1901, but did in 1905, and Lyndon Johnson, a Disciple of Christ, was sworn in on a Catholic missal when no Bible was immediately available for him after the assassination?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/joe-biden-just-destroyed-one-of-trump-s-biggest-attack-lines-opinion/ar-BB17Lr7o?li=BB141NW3

This article is about Biden out riding his bicycle while trump is sitting in his posh country club calling Biden “sleepy Joe Biden”. They compared Biden on a bike to trump attempting to walk down a ramp. Can you picture trump riding a bicycle??

Does Trump have a new sippy cup for every lie he spews out? If he does it must be part the Defense Production Act for manufactures to 24/7 the production.

If Biden wins, he’ll start restoring sanity to the Oval Office…

It appears that the rifle he’s referring to is this one:

https://www.mossberg.com/category/series/mmr-carbine/

The mini-missile must be an after-market addition – unless that’s some strange looking scope.

The last time Trump went to church he tear gassed Americans.

At least Biden knows the difference between 2 Corinthians and Second Corinthians…. do you want to bet that at the very least Biden has read the bible? Do you think the dRumpth has?

Not sure “hate list” and God are compatible concepts.

Not to pick nits but that rifle is a Banshee Kindergarten Sweeper, Automatic clip-fed hosemonster 5,000. The Mossberg doesn’t have a rocket launcher.

And close yo semite park because he is anti semitic.