The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 19, 2020

After you taste it, Brutus, you’ll be thankful it’s brief.

Let me guess, it’s not only BRIEF brisket, the diner considers it to be premium food so they’ll be charging you a king’s ransom for it! ;D

Brief brisket = large wallet like in big restaurants .

All the lawyers are having it!

When you taste it, you won’t mind that it’s brief. And don’t forget to get the Barf Basket. You’ll need it.

What? No boxer jokes?

If you eat it, you’ll be filing in court.

If he eats it, he’ll need an Ambulance.

Size has shrunk, just like the bars of soap I am now buying.

“And the sauce is runny.”

“What, no, it’s quite thick.”

“No, it’s you that’ll be doing the running…”

So that wasn’t a freudian slip?

I had a suspicion when she mentioned the word brief that it would not be a matter of record, except on the receipt for more than a brief price.