Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 07, 2020

Shouldn’t she be directing that at Gene Simmons?

Oh, just spray him with your perfume samples and be done with it!

Let him breathe the scent of “Au Revoir!”

Just read that makeup companies are struggling during the pandemic. With face masks, nobody cares what you’re wearing underneath. Who knew?

What if he wants to buy some Maybelline?

Just an honest mistake, right? (not a chance!)

He even made up the fantasy that they had an earlier relationship to make up.

I’m looking for the makeout counter.

If Buster never asks, Buster never gets.

Based on the fact that he’s still wearing his Pacman shirt, I’m guessing he’s never kissed a girl!

No KISS rock band reference?

PAC-man strikes again…

My mistake, I thought it said ‘make-out’ counter.

“FINE! WAIT UNTIL REDDIT HEARS ABOUT THIS!”

This is sexist and distinctly unfunny. You usually do much better, Mt. Thompson