Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 01, 2020

The horde always finds the hoarders…

Yeah, something like that.

Those neighbors are a bunch of heathens!

Sure, people always want to blame their innocent little kids. Well, it’s not the kids doing the raiding this time!

Expect senseless damage from those Vandals.

“Hey, be a Hun, Attila, and turn off the lights when you’re finished”

“No, it’s another crowd thingy on their cell phones.”

Those are not Kids…..run

Most kids do not raid the fridge. they sit on their ass on the couch and use uber eats to bring them food.

Spam, spam, spam, spam…

Cake and ransack are two old Norse words.

I dread the next panty raid.

Those look like Hagar the Horrible’s warriors to me. Hagar himself is obviously already in the house, and likely already raiding the fridge.

Old Capital One commercial with the Visigoths? Whats in your Wallet?