Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 27, 2020

Knowing Dakota, she probably gets a kick out of the anniversary more than her own birthday.

At least Phoebe never tucked her skirt into her underwear!

That sure puts Dakota on a new pedestal of pettiness.

Wait… Phoebe and Dakota have been classmates since first grade? I never had the same classmates after first grade because my family moved from Clallam County, Washington to Lewis County, WA (at least I had some of the same classmates from second grade to high school graduation in Lewis Country).

I sometimes get the impression that people would consider that more dignified than not tucking it in.

I wonder if Phoebe would be more comfortable if Marigold wore a saddle, instead of going bareback. She shifted from having her legs on either side, to having them both on one side.

Would Marigold be comfortable in a saddle?

Does Marigold use the toilet or does pheobe have to clean up unicorn poop?

There’s really nothing quite like listening to another person’sscrew-ups, to make one feel better about oneself, is there Marigold?

Putting someone’s problems in perspective; isn’t that the job description of a psychiatrist?

I had found the text of, “Hooray!” in the cartoon to had been unnecessary.

Sometimes, Dakota seems pretty obsessed about Phoebe.

How did Dakota notice?

Humiliation is Nature’s way of informing you what the rest of your life is going to be like…