The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 18, 2021
January 17, 2021
January 19, 2021
Transcript:
Woman: Mister Winters! Triple-A is sending a truck to give you a gallon of gas for your vehicle. Dusty: Thank you, ma'am! Woman: We'll need a location and a description of the vehicle. Dusty: It's a '76 Caddy Eldorado on cinder blocks in the Elderpark lot...it's a rusty gold color....steerhorns on the hood...no license plates...bumper sticker on the trunk says "Back off!" Woman: Okay...okay...I think we'll be able to find it... Dusty: There are several bullet holes around the bumper sticker...
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
“Thanx, Sweetie! Can you transfer me to Accounting so I can give them my new address (Heh heh)!”
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
One of a kind
Like Dusty
JDP_Huntington Beach over 3 years ago
I suppose he can pour the gallon of gas over the vehicle and start a fire. About all that’s left for her is insurace money…and there probably isn’t any of that, either.
ktrabbit33 over 3 years ago
My dad had a huge baby-blue Cadillac that, long after it was running but no longer road-worthy, he would sit in on summer days, with the AC on, and listen to the ball game. Big Daddy’s Caddy!
Ed Brault Premium Member over 3 years ago
The “Formerly Mobile Man-cave”
JP Steve Premium Member over 3 years ago
Are you sure it says " Back off?"