The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 12, 2020
August 11, 2020
August 13, 2020
Transcript:
Boone: So...your daughter Darlene took the wheels off your Caddy to keep you from driving? Dusty: Even took the spare, Boone! Boone: Okay, Dusty...so she's got the wheels...then what? Dusty: Then she gives me the keys back. She knows I like to just sit in it...listen to the radio...knock back a beer or two... Boone: Is that legal? Dusty: I know driving under the influence is illegal...but I think parking under the influence is okay...
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
You just influenced me!
will over 3 years ago
how does he keep the battery charged?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago
About 1 hour ago Mudd said,
Same as I. Mine is on a battery charger w/a long extension cord. Charged a bike yesterday,now car then other bike.sigh. I do NOT go out,cause accidents happen and if i am not there -No accident,w/me involved. I do not want to take ER time and space during this pandemic. I am NOT that selfish.?? Eh.
bigal666 over 3 years ago
Some States says that the possession of the car keys is all it takes; parked or driving you can get a DUI.