Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 06, 2020

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    bytebot-gocomics  almost 4 years ago

    I’m guessing I could come up with a lot better pick-up lines than Sheriff can.

    Here’s one: “I’ve seen many King Cobras before, but you are the first Queen Cobra I’ve ever met. May I ask your Highness if I could buy royalty a drink and chat with her for a bit?”

    Any other followers think they can be smoother than Sheriff Rock? Let’s see your pick up lines below!

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    bytebot-gocomics  almost 4 years ago

    All joking aside, I hope someone is trying to evacuate Sopapilla to a place where she can get competent medical treatment.

    Although I have to admit my enthusiasm for her is fading a bit. I adored her when she was the bespectacled, fashion clueless, smart mouthed, and fearless bantam that we first met.

    Since then she has acquired a fashion sense, apparently invested in contact lenses, but otherwise morphed into another generic babe in the Rip Haywire universe with nothing to say about events and nothing to do besides get shot by bad guys in order to be rescued (maybe) by good guys.

    I had such hopes for her! Sadly, I’m guessing she too will be at best, relegated to a tertiary role.

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    jmworacle  almost 4 years ago

    Love is blind….

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    cdward  almost 4 years ago

    Cobra can take down anyone. And combined with Rip, I am surprised at her terror.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Now I know what happens when a rock goes off the deep end.

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    dan thompson creator almost 4 years ago

    Cobra is scared of a few things: 1. Relationships and 2. Feelings … That could explain why she always leaves. She’s a hot mess in the love department.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ka-(Fred Flintstone scampering feet noises)!

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    oakie817  almost 4 years ago

    ka-cuddle

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    tad1  almost 4 years ago

    KA-CIAO!

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    tad1  almost 4 years ago

    Frankly, I don’t blame Cobra for wanting to get away from Sheriff Rock. That’s not cowardice, that’s common sense. She’d be better off with Sheriff Utah, who as far as I know, has not gone off the deep end.

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    Dragoncat  almost 4 years ago

    He is the terror that laughs in the night. He is the cackle that sends chills up the spine of Cobra…

    He… is Nega-Rip!

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    Dragoncat  almost 4 years ago

    Cobra should probably leave before her clothes fall off completely…

    I’m a woman. I can afford to say that.

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