Nick Anderson for May 16, 2020

These people are only scary up close and smelly. I admit: If the confronted me with all that penile wish fulfillment hardware, I’d be scared. But there are really not very many of them. And with any luck, they’re going to self limit in a week or so.

Are these the opinions of the majority of Americans; what do the polls tell us?

https://xkcd.com/2305/

Trump’s Terrrorists

Our very own terrorist death squads

Sailors on sidelined carrier get virus for second time

Five sailors on the U.S. aircraft carrier sidelined in Guam due to a COVID-19 outbreak have tested positive for the virus for the second time and have been taken off the ship, according to the Navy.

The resurgence of the virus in the five sailors on the USS Theodore Roosevelt underscores the befuddling behavior of the highly contagious virus and raises questions about how troops that test positive can be reintegrated into the military, particularly on ships.

All five sailors had previously tested positive and had gone through at least two weeks of isolation. As part of the process, they all had to test negative twice in a row, with the tests separated by at least a day or two before they were allowed to go back to the ship.

https://apnews.com/0cae34376380ab4150002a58bd9934b9?

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The Trump admin is playing with fire by letting the virus spread throughout the USA.

#cospatriots

This cartoon isn’t accurate without everyone holding a flag or wearing one. . . . including their dogs and female partners. Nice to mention Subway where the girls can still find something six inches long.

Extreme white Supremeists and other dumbass flocks of sheep are encouraged by the Orange baffoon and this will never end UNTILL he’s out of the WH! Can anyone believe this? AND NO ONE STOPS THEM…

I really hate, detest, disrespect, dishonor The POTUS fomenting civil discord in a time of extreme fear..

Remove their leader, which will happen soon enough after the November election, and they will all scatter and hide like roaches in the kitchen at night when you turn on the light.

Ah, yes, the American Moron in full uniform.

The Teeny Peenie members of the Flu Klux Klan. Waving their manhood extensions around so everyone can see how “manly” they are.

It brought a tear to my eye when I read about Patrick Henry rising in the Virginia House of Burgess and thundering: “Give me a mani pedi or give me death”.

They are the ones who are scared, so very very frightened. That’s why they have to carry guns.

The righties are terrified that they’ll be treated the same as they did to “others”.

AGAIN: If “Fire Fighters” fight Fires, and “Crime Fighters” fight Crime, what do these “Freedom Fighters” fight???

Trump’s tribe!

I guess they figure, if we don’t have gun control, why should we have cover-19 control…?

Nothing but boys with mommy issues!

Reminds me of a few years ago, when somebody took shots at an Army recruitment office… some local “militia” members (with full weaponry on display, as well as body armor) decided to “protect” the office by guarding the front of it… the recruiters in that office asked the “militia” to leave because they were scaring potential recruits away…

I think it’s funny that the same people who have spent their entire lives stockpiling beans and ammo and Jim Bakker’s “Buckets o’ Slop” and publishing newsletters about how to prepare to shelter during a global crisis are the ones having a meltdown because they can’t get a haircut or go to the Cheesecake Factory.

That one guy needs a tattoo that reads “DUMB ASS”!

I’d like to be out there protesting as well, but I wouldn’t be yammering about going back to some crappy job. I’d be demanding UBI for at least the duration of the pandemic, and financial assistance to small businesses – financed by huge taxes on the monopolistic giant businesses. And fer gawd’s sake, claw back that $4.5 trillion slush fund to the corporate behemoths, especially those in the business of “finance”.

Think that would get coverage by Big Media if I were wearing camo and carrying a (dummy) AR-15?

I agree with those who say the protests aren’t about “opening” the country, but are a scheme to cut off unemployment payments.

I don’t even know where to go with this. On 1 level, it’s really funny; then again . . . At any rate, thanks Nick ♥

I’m with stupid —→, going to the ice cream parlor.

If the doctor says you have to eat healthy and make exercise, shoot the doctor so you don’t hear it, and when you look like the guys in the cartoon blame the doctor because it was his fault that you get fat

Lets just quit giving them what they want—FREE PRESS. don’t show them; don’t mention them and they will go away—they want confrontation; they want reporters and camera—take that away and they have no cause.