B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 19, 2011

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    comicgos  about 13 years ago

    It’s Mars that I’d keep your eye on!

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    LittleSister18  about 13 years ago

    But Mercury is a little bit hot under the collar.

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    pouncingtiger  about 13 years ago

    I would answer, “No, I dont’ eat a lot of fish.”

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    Edcole1961  about 13 years ago

    I have no problem with Venus de Milo. She’s perfectly armless.

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    Yukoner  about 13 years ago

    Mercury is okay but Saturn has a certain ring to it.

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    Sky_Shachaq  about 13 years ago

    Just be careful with Uranus.

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    GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I think he woke up on the bad side of the moon.

    Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I like Mercury. It’s cool and hot at the same time.

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    McGehee  about 13 years ago

    Q: Have you seen Venus?

    A: No. Where Jupiter?

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    Sandfan  about 13 years ago

    More ominous is that the entire planet of Pluto has disappeared.

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    wicky  about 13 years ago

    And tonight will be the “supermoon”.

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    lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago

    So is Uranus.

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    Neanderthal  about 13 years ago

    I like coyotes.

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Neanderthal, if you like coyotes then you might like Mercury. Both are trickster figures.

    Personally, I don’t trust Mercury; he has a tendency to go retrograde at the most inconvenient times, which causes communications to go all awry. Important letters are mislaid, the call from the governer comes two minutes after the switch is thrown, the autotext feature in your phone starts inserting filthy puns into your tweets…

    By the way, why aren’t there any good jokes about Neptune? Who ever brings up Neptune in conversation, who even KNOWS anything about Neptune? Has Neptune got something to hide, and if so, who’s doing the hiding? Was Neptune really born in Kenya? Was Neptune behind 9/11? Where was Neptune when Kennedy was shot? I want ANSWERS, dammit!

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    Neanderthal  about 13 years ago

    Not asking.

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    Wildmustang1262  about 13 years ago

    Run a superswift like a Mercury with wings on cap and boots.

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    Fogger_man  about 13 years ago

    Mercury… Venus… even Mars or Neptune; No problem! Earth is the one I have a problem with. Where to start…?

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    Destiny23  about 13 years ago

    I do have a problem with those nasty spiral light bulbs they sent us from (and loaded with) Mercury. I always suspected they were a plot to wipe out Earthlings!

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    ponytail56  about 13 years ago

    I have a problem with Neptune, why does he keep throwing tsunami’s

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago

    It’s all out of this universe!

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago

    K.C. Douglas was crazy ‘bout a Mercury…

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    boldyuma  about 13 years ago

    Uncle Dennis had a 64’ Mercury…

    and we were all very afraid of it(and him.)

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    wicky  about 13 years ago

    Did you know that there are rings around uranus?

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago

    And Leon is getting laaaaarger!

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    COWBOY7  about 13 years ago

    It’s popularity is always climbing!

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