Neanderthal, if you like coyotes then you might like Mercury. Both are trickster figures.
Personally, I don’t trust Mercury; he has a tendency to go retrograde at the most inconvenient times, which causes communications to go all awry. Important letters are mislaid, the call from the governer comes two minutes after the switch is thrown, the autotext feature in your phone starts inserting filthy puns into your tweets…
By the way, why aren’t there any good jokes about Neptune? Who ever brings up Neptune in conversation, who even KNOWS anything about Neptune? Has Neptune got something to hide, and if so, who’s doing the hiding? Was Neptune really born in Kenya? Was Neptune behind 9/11? Where was Neptune when Kennedy was shot? I want ANSWERS, dammit!
I do have a problem with those nasty spiral light bulbs they sent us from (and loaded with) Mercury. I always suspected they were a plot to wipe out Earthlings!
comicgos about 13 years ago
It’s Mars that I’d keep your eye on!
LittleSister18 about 13 years ago
But Mercury is a little bit hot under the collar.
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
I would answer, “No, I dont’ eat a lot of fish.”
Edcole1961 about 13 years ago
I have no problem with Venus de Milo. She’s perfectly armless.
Yukoner about 13 years ago
Mercury is okay but Saturn has a certain ring to it.
Sky_Shachaq about 13 years ago
Just be careful with Uranus.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
I think he woke up on the bad side of the moon.
Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
I like Mercury. It’s cool and hot at the same time.
McGehee about 13 years ago
Q: Have you seen Venus?
A: No. Where Jupiter?
Sandfan about 13 years ago
More ominous is that the entire planet of Pluto has disappeared.
wicky about 13 years ago
And tonight will be the “supermoon”.
lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago
So is Uranus.
Neanderthal about 13 years ago
I like coyotes.
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
Neanderthal, if you like coyotes then you might like Mercury. Both are trickster figures.
Personally, I don’t trust Mercury; he has a tendency to go retrograde at the most inconvenient times, which causes communications to go all awry. Important letters are mislaid, the call from the governer comes two minutes after the switch is thrown, the autotext feature in your phone starts inserting filthy puns into your tweets…
By the way, why aren’t there any good jokes about Neptune? Who ever brings up Neptune in conversation, who even KNOWS anything about Neptune? Has Neptune got something to hide, and if so, who’s doing the hiding? Was Neptune really born in Kenya? Was Neptune behind 9/11? Where was Neptune when Kennedy was shot? I want ANSWERS, dammit!
Neanderthal about 13 years ago
Not asking.
Wildmustang1262 about 13 years ago
Run a superswift like a Mercury with wings on cap and boots.
Fogger_man about 13 years ago
Mercury… Venus… even Mars or Neptune; No problem! Earth is the one I have a problem with. Where to start…?
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
I do have a problem with those nasty spiral light bulbs they sent us from (and loaded with) Mercury. I always suspected they were a plot to wipe out Earthlings!
ponytail56 about 13 years ago
I have a problem with Neptune, why does he keep throwing tsunami’s
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
It’s all out of this universe!
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
K.C. Douglas was crazy ‘bout a Mercury…
boldyuma about 13 years ago
Uncle Dennis had a 64’ Mercury…
and we were all very afraid of it(and him.)
wicky about 13 years ago
Did you know that there are rings around uranus?
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
And Leon is getting laaaaarger!
COWBOY7 about 13 years ago
It’s popularity is always climbing!