Well, if God actually contacted me to tell me that there had been a name change, I would have to reassess a lot of things, such as not thinking he existed in the first place. And what’s the point in being the creator of the universe if you can’t pick your own name?
I remember an Arthur C Clarke story The Nine Billion Names of God, in which a computer is built (not the Hitchhiker’s Deep Thought) to calculate all the names of God. And when the last is name ticks over into the holy books, the stars start winking out. Fits in with today’s SMBC, as in, for the luv’a me, I keep changing my number, quit bothering me!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Thou shalt have no other god before me!
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that,
Kaputnik almost 4 years ago
Well, if God actually contacted me to tell me that there had been a name change, I would have to reassess a lot of things, such as not thinking he existed in the first place. And what’s the point in being the creator of the universe if you can’t pick your own name?
David Wolfson Premium Member almost 4 years ago
MY name’s Dave. So that’s what all those “caller is not in your contacts” messages have been.
Ida No almost 4 years ago
He’s still getting too many calls from Cheech and Chong fans, so He’s thinking about changing again, this time to Sexy Nipples.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Actually, it’s pronounced Lloyd.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
the 3 is silent
syzygy47 almost 4 years ago
I remember an Arthur C Clarke story The Nine Billion Names of God, in which a computer is built (not the Hitchhiker’s Deep Thought) to calculate all the names of God. And when the last is name ticks over into the holy books, the stars start winking out. Fits in with today’s SMBC, as in, for the luv’a me, I keep changing my number, quit bothering me!
rrodrick almost 4 years ago
Isn’t that what voiceprayer is for. Just have them leave a message.