I don’t at all mean to disparage the merits of Philly Cheese Steaks, but at my neighborhood lunch counter back around 1970, a Cheese Steak was basically a cheeseburger with cube steak instead of hamburger. Does anybody else miss those?
While listening to a questionable genius yesterday, I was impressed with the “thinking” involved. The proposal was to completely do away with police forces. The NPR interviewer asked, “What about rapes and murders?”
“Most rapes are never reported and only half of murders are solved,” was the response.
(I am reminded of this from the expression, “We’ll catch him next time.”)
On the other hand, you could end all crime tomorrow if you revoked all laws today. Murder, arson, toxic emissions, theft would not be illegal. Just think, you could dump your trash on your neighbor and he could dump his on you and when you killed each other, there would still have been no crime!!
Reminds me of the “Up In Smoke” scene with the cop who pulled Cheech & Chong over getting totally distracted by the giant cheeseburger. Oh yeah, by something else, too.
I just hope the Liberal PC crowd doesn’t decide to attack this comic because it has Police in it. I like this comic too much to want to see it changed or deleted.
Enter.Name.Here almost 4 years ago
“Did you have that sandwich in your pocket all day?”
Rhetorical_Question almost 4 years ago
Need the right Philly cheese Steak sandwich!After Captain Yolanda Ruiz is done, you got a lot explaining to due.
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Nice job of improvising, Joe!
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Crisis averted!
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
Never doubt the power of a steak umm.
Jefano Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I don’t at all mean to disparage the merits of Philly Cheese Steaks, but at my neighborhood lunch counter back around 1970, a Cheese Steak was basically a cheeseburger with cube steak instead of hamburger. Does anybody else miss those?
andyboda almost 4 years ago
In Buffalo they are wings, not Buffalo wings. Do people in Philly refer to them as cheese steaks or Philly cheese steaks?
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Now back out slowly, both of you, while she’s still feeding!
sueb1863 almost 4 years ago
“We’ll kick ourselves out, thanks.”
asrialfeeple almost 4 years ago
At least it’s not donuts.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 4 years ago
Hmm, they didn’t eat all of each one.
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While listening to a questionable genius yesterday, I was impressed with the “thinking” involved. The proposal was to completely do away with police forces. The NPR interviewer asked, “What about rapes and murders?”
“Most rapes are never reported and only half of murders are solved,” was the response.
(I am reminded of this from the expression, “We’ll catch him next time.”)
On the other hand, you could end all crime tomorrow if you revoked all laws today. Murder, arson, toxic emissions, theft would not be illegal. Just think, you could dump your trash on your neighbor and he could dump his on you and when you killed each other, there would still have been no crime!!
Good times!!!
Zuria Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of the “Up In Smoke” scene with the cop who pulled Cheech & Chong over getting totally distracted by the giant cheeseburger. Oh yeah, by something else, too.
random boredom almost 4 years ago
Bribery is a big issue in the police department.
fgerbil46 almost 4 years ago
I just hope the Liberal PC crowd doesn’t decide to attack this comic because it has Police in it. I like this comic too much to want to see it changed or deleted.
Philly1115 almost 4 years ago
People in philly dont call it “Philly Cheesesteaks” we just call it a cheese steak