Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 22, 2020

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    dadthedawg  almost 4 years ago

    Gimmee six tickets…..

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    I worked with a Lotto winner. She got an annual $30,000 prize which she quickly spent each time the check arrived.

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    bjballard1  almost 4 years ago

    Well, he’s got the look down already.

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    1953Baby  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve never bought a lottery ticket. . .

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    Dkram  almost 4 years ago

    If ever I’d be blessed with the lottery, I hope I’d be Jed Clampett.

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    joefearsnothing  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t plan on growing up! Unfortunately I, apparently do have to grow old! ;o}

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 4 years ago

    When I was young we did not have lotteries, but I always wanted to be an eccentric millionaire-I think I made it to the eccentric part.

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    Here's Waldo  almost 4 years ago

    If he lives to be 45,000 years old won’t have won big. The Lottery is a tax on people who don’t have a clue about math.

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    library_dean  almost 4 years ago

    Before the modern-day lotteries, I used to watch The Millionaire on TV (1955-1960) and fantasize about being selected by John Beresford Tipton, Jr. to receive a check for one million dollars, tax free. The best part was that it did not cost me anything but time to watch.

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    GiantShetlandPony  almost 4 years ago

    Hey, that’s my old joke. In the meantime it’s a good idea to have an interim job. ;-)

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    i’m still hoping to be a grownup some day…

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    cwg  almost 4 years ago

    I want to be alive at a hundred and ninety five when I grow up.

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