Bad Machinery by John Allison for January 26, 2022

Obviously it’s a machine for making onion rings.

Presumably this is the explanation for the band-aids the kids had after the party.

Onion based suburban war machine food truck.

Mildred is without doubt the best expert at knowing how to embarrass people.

I thought at first Linton, Jack, and Lottie were loading a cooling unit into that hole, but now I’m not so sure.

They should get spectacles for everyone.

One of those washer and dryer combo machines… from outer space!

The EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle (a.k.a. 1976 GMC 26’ Palm Beach Motorhome)

Yeah, Mildred’s right, Shauna—you ARE thinking too small.

The Mystery Machine.

Where’s a magic pencil when you need one?

Mildred I get it it about appliance repair: you cut yourself on sheet metal, there is tons of dirt and dust, the capacitors zap you,’the coolant leaks all over the place and trying to diagnose the infinite improbability drive is nigh impossible; too many things can go wrong.