Bad Machinery by John Allison for November 03, 2021

Being a right good onion doesn’t to translate to footy prowess.

Jack is giving Onions the best advice of his life.

Colm’s caterpillar-like eyebrows have grown back nicely.

My daughter’s youth soccer coach used to tell players who weren’t moving well enough, “Don’t stand there like an onion!”

Now, on the other hand, if they were using an onion as the ball…