Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 03, 2020

I see that Aunty and Walter sleep in separate bedrooms.

Would this be a poor time to tell you about the blanket monster?

I have no problem sleeping on top of the covers. Very comfortable. As comfortable as snuggling down under 50 pounds of blankets in the winter.

Double trouble for Aunty: monsters under her bed and bats in her belfrey.

What about “professional courtesy”, old girl?

Huh. With me it’s keeping the closet doors closed. . .in winter AND summer. (I have a captain’s bed; drawers under the bed frame; no place for monsters there.)

Some of us sleep better breathing cool, dry air. So, we turn the AC down and sleep under a light blanket.

Top sheets cover you cooly…..

And she wears her magic monster protection cloak during the day (otherwise known as a Onesie)…

That body has to a natural monster deterrent.

Real bloodsuckers.