Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 23, 2020

They’re registered at Circle K.

All you can eat hot dogs at the reception.

Later that night, the bride gives out a well known quote from Abu who works at the Quickie Mart.

i can remember when there was a 7-11 on almost every corner

Anyone recall a time when they were called ‘variety’ stores?

Don’t know Casey’s. Here in Eastern PA, we’re overloaded with Turkey Hills and Wawas.

Where I grew up a “convenience” involves indoor plumbing.