Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 01, 2020

“What’s your wife’s name?”

“April.”

I don’t think that’s ironic.

Mostly it’s ironic to the fool.

Our anniversary, also, unless we decide this is the year to ‘fess up.’ 28 years and still going.

Which spouse is the fool; or is it unanimous?

At least you got to choose the date. My motto is " What can you expect of a life that started at three minutes to midnight on April Fool’s Day".

See today’s Last Kiss.

I had a workmate who got married on Feb 29th.

And, today all the Trump haters are going to say a prayer for him, conservatives, and all of America….

Well, it’s an easy date to remember, unlike say, sometime in June or July or whatever.

I proposed to my wife on April Fools Day – seven years ago. I woke her up early in the morning and told her someone smashed the taillight on her car. After observing everything was okay, I told her it was a joke, but I would be a fool not to ask her to marry me.