Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 23, 2020

Alternate dimensions are so last week.

Aww, Dakota .. ya just blew a perfect chance to yank Phoebe’s chain.

Phoebe should probably not wear overalls until Dakota lays off the Mark Twain.

Stick to your basic bratty attitude, Dakota.

A soft southern accent can be very pleasant to my ear. But if it’s too thick, it’s annoying.

I’m not sure but I think that Dakota can probably pull off a southern accent better than Daniel Craig.

You had to be there. Though I am intrigued. I wonder if there is a school play going on? Gone with the Wind perhaps?

South Dakota ?

A Southern Belle Dimension? Take me there. NOW!

She sure looks like that. I like Dakota’s new hairstyle.

At least she pronounced “Phoebe” correctly.

Actually, now that it’s been brought up, I could see Dakota with a southern accent. Dunno why precisely, but it just strikes me as a good fit for her. Maybe it’s the hair…

I think she’s going for Macbeth reimagined in a post-Civil War setting. “Ah do declare, as ah live and breathe, is that a dagger ah see before me, the handle toward mah li’l ol’ hand? Come, let me clutch y’all…”

Oh no, now I’m scared.

I think, I say, I think Dakota’s impersonation of Foghorn Leghorn is terrible.

It appears the Southern Belle is also cracked…

Dakota appears to be getting used to hearing, “Something weird happened last week” from Phoebe.