In Security by Bea R. for March 15, 2020

Just say you’re in an open relationship. Bam, problem solved.

Hitler had a similar idea, he hid his marriage so women would admire him and think of him as a celebrity, somehow it worked…evil plan Sedine!

Also …

Isn’t having a boyfriend the same as being taken? Either way I predict this is gonna backfire and Sam is gonna attract a lot of “internet girlfriends”! XD

Giving hope huh? Hope, Faith, and Charity are the three Theological Virtues, at least she’s starting off with one.

Oh, boy… this won’t end well for them… might be kinda fun for us, though… ;-)

that girl is a hot mess lol

Is that a tear I see on Sam or sweat?

SEDINE NO!

… Which guys?

She needs a psychiatrist…

Will there be stockings??? XD

Tie her to the bed and unplug all of her devices till she get some sense.

Little surprising we’re getting a strip on Sunday. Guess Bea is making up for lost time a bit.

Now he knows how Pluto felt when it was downgraded to a dwarf planet. Never mind that it has five moons…

No, stick with “husband.” Then they’ll all say, “Thank God it’s him and not me!”

Philistines! LOL!

Hipstergram? I thought it was Hambergram.