Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 16, 2020

All the better to see you with.

Take care and may God bless.

No they don’t. There’s only one I. Right between the L and the E…

Even if it worked perfectly, I’d rather have the Tetanus than drink that stuff!

It could get expensive for the box jellies had to go to the optometrist.

The National Cathedral in Washington DC has a Darth Vader gargoyle (although I believe it’s architecturally a grotesque, not a functional gargoyle).

Do the people in France realize that the Xenomorphs were modeled to resemble a penis?

Chapelle…what? where?

Where in France is that chapel?

Sorry I’m late, everybody. Was working at the grocery store until closing time and did some of the clean up after closing. Clocked out at 2345 and zonked out until 0030. At least it wasn’t as mayem-like as Saturday and Friday.

Even if insects are a good source of protein, I will pass on the cockroach tea.

Or 48 with glasses.

I am violently allergic to cockroaches. Yes, there is a skin test for that. So the “cure” would kill me.

Note to self: Make sure I stay up-to-date on my tetanus shots!

The tea was a failure; every time someone turned on the light the cup scuttled under the refrigerator…

Did Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus make it to the Chapelle De Bethleem?

The Washington National Cathedral has a gargoyle – more properly, a grotesque – in the form of Darth Vader.