Mike Luckovich for February 27, 2020

He’s now saying that he expects it to die back after April first…

…And he probably doesn’t even know he’s making a joke.

And now he has also become the world’s greatest medical expert. I am in awe.

The stable genius has solved another global crisis!

I hear he’s renaming it from Covid 19 to Covfefe 19.

Michael Brown and Katrina… “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”

Mike Pence and Coronavirus… and what will be the next euphemism for failure…

Maybe he’ll catch it; and it will fetch him. And Putz, too. “Big” so-called man done for by a minuscule dab of protoplasm and RNA.

I’m pretty sure ALL of us here saw this coming.

And now the Stay-Bull Jeenius is a Medikal expurt as well??

Anyone wanna bet that HE takes full credit when someone somewhere actually develops a vaccine for it??

As the Washington Post reports:

House Democrats tell us they are outraged by one aspect of the White House response in particular: The White House appears to have informed Democrats that they want to fund the emergency response in part by taking money from a program that funds low-income home heating assistance.A document that the Trump administration sent to Congress, which we have seen, indicates that the administration is transferring $37 million to emergency funding for the coronavirus response from the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program, or LIHEAP, which funds heating for poor families.

Never thought I’d ever see any version of the word ‘sharp’ and trump in the same sentence.

Trump rallies…what a great way to spread a virus. It only takes one person to start it. Maybe he should start selling ‘Keep America Healthy’ masks.

The Republikklan answer to Mommy kissing the booboo and making it all better.

That sharpie is like the Hand of God.. it can redirect weather.. turn thinking people into zombies and surely redirect the Corona virus to only attack colored folk

Pathetic!

He’s setting up Preacher Pence for his trip Under the Bus when this breaks out in the U.S., and we have NO PLANS to fight it, thanks to dumb donnie’s de-funding the CDC…

We have all those “thoughts and prayers” (which, oddly, he didn’t offer in yesterday’s remarks) AND a Sharpie. What more do you people want? /s

The Stable Genius tweets, and having twat,moves on../and all your piety and wit/will not remove this piece of sh*t.

tRump fired the CDC upper people and cut the CDC budget by 17% in 2017. Now he puts Pence in charge to be his fall guy. Pence’s program led Indiana to the highest cost for health care in the nation. There won’t be enough Sharpies to cover it.

Is Ivanka going to China to check on her sweatshops?

The WHO has called the demented Trumps comments “incoherent”. Just another day in the Trump WH for the rest of the #GOP and America. VoteBlue2020.

Had we but world enough and time/ we might survive this stinking slime/ but viruses ain’t known to wait/ and we may re-“elect” this reprobate…Oy gevalt ! Vote blue- at every level !

He’s passed the baton (sharpy) on to Pence.

Those evangelicals and their “god” are going to be really busy trying to cover Pence’s dead end butt.

And Pence is going to lead the effort with prayer just like he did with HIV epidemic in Indiana with disastrous results.