Lalo Alcaraz for February 24, 2020

The line starts in the right.

The letters on the cap should be MAGGOT.

How does Grenell get to be in charge of our Intel, when he failed to register as a foreign agent? … right, his loyalty to Spanky and the He-Man Women Haters Club, capiche?

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/02/trumps-new-intel-chief-could-have-legal-liability-for-failing-to-register-as-a-foreign-agent-report/

Tiny knows all the best people, except, of course, the ones he has had his picture taken with, but still as never heard of them. He would only hire the best people, an only remember that maybe the served coffee if he feels embarrassed (if only he could fee embarrassed).

But…but…but, the Marmalade Moron hires only the best people. /s

“Qualified” has always also meant “not complete”: “It was a qualified success”. They’re qualified that way, maybe?

What president trump is doing is EXACTLY how chancellor Hitler proceeded when he came to power: Sacking experienced professionals with anyone he thought would cow-tow to his orders. eg: Replacing Constantin von Neurath, long-time foreign diplomat, ambassador and Foreign Secretary with Jaochim Ribbentrop, champagne salesman.

Coronavirus lets see are we ready for this Pandemic here in the US Trump fired the entire group that was in charge of the coronavirus in 2018 while he claims we are fine the truth is we are headed for a possible world changing event if the virus spreads here like it has in France and Iran we are screwed .

https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/01/31/coronavirus-china-trump-united-states-public-health-emergency-response/

Ah, yes, Trump’s loyalist, Ken Cuccinelli , a member of Trump’s Coronavirus Task Force, can’t figure out a Johns Hopkins website that has a map depicting the spread of the disease that he’s supposed to be monitoring.

Yes, sir! Just the kind of man Trump values – maybe not the brightest bulb in the basket – but he’s loyal – very, very loyal!

Applicant: I would like to apply for a White House job. Trump: Well, I don’t need much help around here at this time, I pretty much run everything myself. Applicant: That’s okay, I won’t be of much help. Trump: You’re hired!

I think the second label should also be “Unqualified”. I.e., “Unqualified, and therefore hired.”

Wait. Has he been throatily searched for whistles?

Yeah, just a bunch of deplorables! Why can’t these hick Trump voters be like us — sophisticated and urbane! They smell, too, don’t they? And shop at Walmart!