Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 01, 2020

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    TexTech  about 4 years ago

    Let’s start with those who do not want to kill him. That would be…would be….hmmmm. That’s a tough one!

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    whahoppened  about 4 years ago

    In such situations, one must consider who will step up!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 4 years ago

    Wish I had a joke for this one here, but there isn’t!

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    KenseidenXL  about 4 years ago

    The simpler question would be asking if he has any known friends….

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    That’s such a funny question even I’m laughing!

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Hahahahaha!

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    David Henderson  about 4 years ago

    That reminds me of a cop show I seen once where a detective asked about a suspect list and was handed a big thick phone book and told “You can start with this.”

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    sandpiper  about 4 years ago

    Fink can laugh. He no longer has illusions of popularity

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’m assuming it wasn’t because someone made a crack about his height…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The fink knows he is a marked man. His only advantage is that he is such a small target.

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    blackdawne  about 4 years ago

    Laughter turns them into elephant seals?

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    geese28  about 4 years ago

    The assassin could be anyone, even the reader…..

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    hagarthehorrible  about 4 years ago

    Given an oppurtunity a school boy would also like to sink the fink for good.

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