Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for February 17, 2020

The current occupant, Hair Furor, just wants to cut to the chase and call it “Dictator’s Day”.

So sayeth His Rotundity. Let it be written, let it be so.

OK, people, relax. This has nothing to do with trump. Adams, in his typical lawyerly verbosity had suggested such titles as shown above before Congress and George settled on the less majestic sounding President of the United States. A good choice, too.

Good job, Brian! :)

Now all we need is a President who protects our liberties.

The lying Trump abnormal administration celebrated by going to Daytona and driving the wrong way on the race track at 70 mph, to slow for the banked curves so they had to drive on the inside track. They tweeted out a dramatic photo of Air Force One landing there in 2004 and then retracted it. It rained so the race was delayed a day. Just creep Trump making a show of himself to get the votes of jerks. This is the USA under Republicans.

I told my employees we follow the U.S. federal holidays calendar and are closed on Washington’s Birthday, but open on President’s Day (I wonder who we will dumb enough to show up?)

By the way… The Current Occupant thinks that it’s “President’s Day”… NOT “Presidents Day”.

A.K.A. “IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!!! ME!!! ME!!! ME!!! MEEEEE!”

“President’s Day?” It’s President’s Day?

It’s not Richard Nixon day?

Too bad we have a dictator instead of a president.

Sit down, John!

I’d settle for Presidents’ Happy Day.

Well, since 43 and 45 have proven any idiot can be a Resident, I propose doing away with the holiday altogether. There’s nothing special about the job, just a civil “servant” who works for us.