And his drinking companions are the local draft bored.
You best Pastis to it.
I bet the horse was drinking Budweiser.
Yeah, yeah & “All of the Horsemen knew her!”’ Right?
That Duane, always horsing around!
" … all by yourself?"
“Yes.”
“Out of your head?”
“Aha!”
“You look sad.” said the bartender, “Why the long face?”
A bit of editing could make this joke better:
A horse trots into a bar, and the barkeep offers him a bottle of beer. The horse pushes the bottle back and says “No thanks, I’m a draught horse”.
I know the perfect horse to be friends with. It’s the palomino. Why? Because any palomino is a palofmino. F-Troop. WHO SAYS I’M DUMB?! Cpl. Agon.
Correction Agron
gammaguy about 4 years ago
And his drinking companions are the local draft bored.
Jefano Premium Member about 4 years ago
You best Pastis to it.
jvn about 4 years ago
I bet the horse was drinking Budweiser.
dwane.scoty1 about 4 years ago
Yeah, yeah & “All of the Horsemen knew her!”’ Right?
Stevefk about 4 years ago
That Duane, always horsing around!
Michael G. about 4 years ago
" … all by yourself?"
“Yes.”
“Out of your head?”
“Yes.”
“Aha!”
Lou Nattic, né Stan C about 4 years ago
“You look sad.” said the bartender, “Why the long face?”
Rob Larson about 4 years ago
A bit of editing could make this joke better:
A horse trots into a bar, and the barkeep offers him a bottle of beer. The horse pushes the bottle back and says “No thanks, I’m a draught horse”.
Jim Kerner about 4 years ago
I know the perfect horse to be friends with. It’s the palomino. Why? Because any palomino is a palofmino. F-Troop. WHO SAYS I’M DUMB?! Cpl. Agon.
Jim Kerner about 4 years ago
Correction Agron