Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 26, 2020

wonder how much he had to shell out for that…?

Did he check to see if the occupant was home first???

It’s cozy but comfortable.

It belonged to the current owner’s late father. It’s an heir BnB.

On ShellStay.com

I wondered why it seemed to crowded recently.

Good luck tracking down the owners – it’s listed under a shell corporation.

If you like turtle soup.. you got a bargain.

Hermit Coons?

Found the tortoise shell on Terrapin Road down by Turtle Creek.

Have you checked out the den?

Uh, from AirBnB, of course. Should have said “vacation rental”