The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 11, 2020

Speak for yourself Ma GORDO..er…Gargle!!!!!!! ;/

But yet he’s still smaller than Gladys.

Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot.

You just had to give her the opportunity, didn’t you?

Ouch! That was harsh, Mother Gargle!

OR, you might do an aerial shot of him whilst riding your broom!

He’s so big when he puts on his BVDs they spell boulevard.

The evidence is overwhelming that it’s much easier to see something in others that one can’t see in one’s self.

By today’s standards he’s average

She’s the extra-extra large one.

As she might have to do to get all her hair included! Definitely unique “do”!

She obviously doesn’t have any mirrors in her house. Can’t say as I blame her.

He’s concerned about your health too, you’re still here.

He can lose a lot of weight by getting her off his back.

I’ll lose 200 lbs when you go home…

get rid of her, that will help him lose unwanted weight