Close to Home by John McPherson for March 01, 2020

I don’t think that book will be of much help.

She is indeed in dire need of that book. And hey, look at Bleeb, swinging on the electrical cord like he’s Tarzan or something. It sure doesn’t look like that is going to end up well.

Bleeb is hanging onto that cord for dear life!

Tell her it’s on Amazon,

I can believe this happens often in reality.

I am sure of one thing she did not write the book.

I’m pretty sure she IS the author of that book and wondering why no one seems to carry it in their stores.

I was wondering what Elizabeth’s family was doing now a days.

I think she’s missing the whole point of what Zen is.

Yes and here is my copy – please take it!

She really needs that book.

Hurry, get her the book and a Valium before she kicks all your azez. Discretion is the better part of valor.

Zen-schmen! Your wrinkling my shirt, and making me angry! You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry! Umm, would you happen to notice if whether or not I’m turning green yet?

Ah, a job in retail.

YAY!!! Bleeb is back!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Little Alien Dude! Hi Everyone! :)

KAREN ALERT!

I’m getting to the “crabby age.” Had that been me, behind the counter, she might have worn that monitor as a hat.

“COME ON MAN, I NEED SOME INNER ENLIGHTMENT! "