Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 08, 2020

In today’s world might not be a bad idea.

Blood test might be good too.

I’m just going to use this Q-tip and take a swab….

“Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”

If you knew me better, you wouldn’t want to know me at all.

Someone needs a reality check instead.

Maybe it’s a good idea now before you start to date you ask for a security deposit.

my ex-girlfriends preferred restraining orders…