Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 12, 2020

Catsup on a hot dog. That’s Blaspheme.

You said it, allen.

She DID say “lotsa”!

If you’re not supposed to put ketchup on a hot dog why do hotdog shops carry it?

Obviously not set in Chicago.

Allen and Rockaway are correct. You never, ever, under any circumstance, put ketchup on a hot dog. The correct toppings (at least here in Chicago) are…An all-beef hot dog on a poppy seed bun piled high with mustard, sweet pickle relish, onion, tomato, a dill pickle spear, sport peppers, and a dash of celery salt.

Could we please argue awhile over whether it is spelled catsup or ketchup?

The hot dog’s not big enough for that much.

Broomie is a hot dog.

I was expecting a firehose.

Like a little hot dog with your ketchup there, Broomie?

You want a hot dog with your catsup?

Luckily, Broomie doesn’t buy her hot dogs in Chicagoland (even if the cartoon emanates through there). Sacrilege!