CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for January 25, 2020

Faux fur, schmo fur… he smells real roast beef sandwich on your breath.

BTW… not just dogs.

I’ve seen more than one online forum or comment section where someone thought “faux fur” meant “fox fur”…

probably the same people who talk about “hugh” diamond rings and use “defiantly” for “definitely.”

I never correct anyone’s spelling, cos I think it’s rude…. unless maybe that person just rudely berated someone else.

But sometimes it’s kinda scary going into YouTube comments.

Fee-Fi-Faux-Fur I smell the breath of a mangy cur.

Who goes there? Friend or faux?

Faux paw?

Snerks… gotta love a good faux joke.

She dialed 911…fur-vently.

A great rendition of a “flying” dog – complete with the wild-eyed look my dogs had when they were jumping on me when I was dressed to go to work and their paws were muddy! :-)

Le chien fou! (The crazy dog)