Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 24, 2020

Walk like hieroglyphics.

I’m trying to decide if panel 3 is a Charleston step, or part of the “Ministry of Silly Walks” sketch.

I can hardly imagine the spell make Phoebe break dance and do a handstand spin.

Three words: Wario Dance Company.

Incidentally, if they were to hook up in an unseen future, I imagine a playful argument between them would center around both bragging about who’s weirder, cause you know, normal is overrated:-).

Also Phoebe better do some quick improvement on the dance floor lest she fall heads over heels for Max.

Please don’t hurt me anyone.

Marigold jumped the gun.

This may have worked out better if it were “dance like nobody’s watching” – unfortunately for Phoebe, somebody is watching!

Phoebe, you said no to the spell at the dance, you never said anything about the spell before the dance.

I find myself relieved that moshing, slam dancing or whatever you want to call it is not a recognized form of dance.

Thought it was THE RED SHOES, not black.

Phoebe, Marigold just want to help you.

If Marigold could make the spell such that Phoebe and Max danced the same way, they’d probably be a big hit.

Crazy girl dance from You Bet Your Life?!

At least it’s not twerking.

The Bangles – Walk Like an Egyptian (Video Version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

That’s a mistake. Better to just do what you can. Similar to a “dancing suit” that does the same thing.

Nice of Max to dress up…