Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 19, 2020

Now this is funny.

and that’s just her armpit hair!

I would love to get a few strands of her hair. I used to ask long-haired girls for strands of their hair to do practical jokes, such as having something appear to be floating or moving by itself, or making it look like a rubber spider was on an actual web.

I always wondered what the sorceress did before Rapunzel’s hair was long enough to reach the ground. (according to Tangled there was a secret staircase hidden in the tower)

It was a hairbrained idea to rent out.

Hey! There’s a big tanker truck of Head and Shoulders pulling up outside.

I know of a woman who makes little felt hats for her cats… out of cat hair.