Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 25, 2020

That’s a practical solution. The kind of thing a lot of men would come up with. [raising his hand]

I’d be more concerned with the clean up – call Garfield?

She said that fusilli reasons.

Just pile it back in the pan. Everyone knows how bad a cook she is.

Sell the car if you can’t start a car fire.