Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for October 28, 2021

Signs on truck don’t match – Tree’s Trees? or Tree’s Tree, or Tree’s Tree’s

I keep hearing Bill Murray’s Caddyshack voice trying to convince the police there really aren’t a bunch of teen girl hockey players in the truck’s bed.

I can remember when we rode all over the place in the back of a truck and no one thought a thing about it.

No girls back there, officer, just unpotted vegetables. What?!? You don’t believe they’re vegetables? Just try to get them to move on ther own, without wheels under their butts! Yes, thank you, officer, I’ll drive more carefully, so not to bruise the veggies!

Tree’s a crowd.