Principle: “And, Maxine, you cost me $20 on that bet between you and screwball over there. No, screwball, those are button batteries. Take a handful and knock yourself out.”
…it’s marbles. The principal’s marbles. He lost them, but managed to gather them up and put them in a safe jar. He will have them re-implanted after he retires…
Ida No about 4 years ago
Principle: “And, Maxine, you cost me $20 on that bet between you and screwball over there. No, screwball, those are button batteries. Take a handful and knock yourself out.”
kaffekup about 4 years ago
Facing her in a game of dodgeball, I would instantly forfeit.
Why would any civilized nation allow dodgeball in schools, anyway?
well-i-never about 4 years ago
Being there. Not a major contribution, so best to keep a low profile.
Goat about 4 years ago
But Miles didn’t do anything besides being there during the brawl.
Jethro Flatline Premium Member about 4 years ago
Mage, Cleric, Fighter aaaaand Bard
jadoo823 about 4 years ago
…it’s marbles. The principal’s marbles. He lost them, but managed to gather them up and put them in a safe jar. He will have them re-implanted after he retires…
danketaz Premium Member about 4 years ago
If he offers you any, they’re marbles.
well-i-never about 4 years ago
Huh. Still waiting.
ItIsLunchtime over 3 years ago
Poor Kevin.
ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ) about 3 years ago
Miles, you’ve been on the honor role since you got here.
Roll, not role.