Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 03, 2023

Well I guess if you eat enough of those they may cause you to lose weight, but by probably killing you in the process.

These have not been evaluated by the FDA, but we have dozens of actual patients who have been “incentivized” to give us a good review.

The magic happens when they come out

After you break all your teeth with these, you won’t (be able to) eat as much.

People love to “lose” weight by throwing away their money to scam artist.

A moment on the lips, forever on the hips! ☹️

In this case, you will get blood from a stone.

looks like a handful of deer poop to me!

Vegan, got leaves and stems on them, safe…

Looks more like acorns to me, but, I’m not the one that studies deer poop.

When you swallow these, you won’t have room for food. You’ll starve to death.