Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 04, 2020

Yeah, at least two.

I go through a box of crackers every couple of days and I can’t figure it out

Must not be eating the right kind

If you throw in a few grapes, I’ll think about it….

I have some crackers made with crickets. Would they be better than lice?

Does the bird have a PhD as well? Cause that would make it a parrot docs.