Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 15, 2020

nice mem’ry, garçon

I gave up eating fish back when you ate fish on Friday. Now I don’t know why I quiet eating fish.

Fish is gross.

looks like the waiter could use some fish!!!

“You see, that’s why I need it badly!”

improving already……

Fish do three things: eat, excrete, and fornicate. And they do it all in the same water.

Fish are disgusting.

Five minutes ago? And it’s not at my table yet?

That’s why WC Fields never drank water. (See above)

Double the order!

I see the waiter has been eating his fish.

But he hasn’t eaten it yet, so he forgot!

If Ziggy ordered the fish a mere five minutes ago, where are the empty dishes? No restaurant is THAT fast!