Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 19, 2020

Not Funny!!! He’ll have to add a charging cord coming out the patients navel. That’s always a bad site for a secondary infection.

Good luck answering that call, Doc!

It’s amazing how it gets signal through all that layers of fat.

Gee, doc, now how are you going to call your lawyer?

The unfortunate result of watching a YouTube video on how to do the operation.. keeping the phone where you could see it.. worked well, but then.. the cleanup crew missed it.

I can’t hear you, you’re kinda muffled.

Not so bad until you have to plug in the charger.

That’ll increase his cell count.

A good surgery has one nurse whose job is to keep track of what goes into the patient to make sure it all comes back out unless it’s meant to stay.

Did he have surgery at home ‘cause that’s not a hospital room or bed?

What kind of Joker leaves a cell phone inside a surgery patient? Sorry, this is a bomb. (Or is it a blast?)

Yeah, I mean, cell phones are expensive!

His carrier will hit him with roaming charges…