Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 08, 2020

I still won’t respect you if you charge more that i think you should.

Your mom was a very wise woman.

It was just a momentary laps.

…and that other piece of advice; no flamenco dancing on the crotch.

It gives new meaning to ‘give me twenty laps’.

Also you’ll have wasted all those years of ballet training.

Oy! They’re never gonna respect you anyways, in that line of “Hoochy Coochy” work…

Comic of the day. Thanks for the laugh, John!

And never confuse lap dance with tap dance even if the guy deserves it!

I recall an instance in which the county sheriff raided a strip club because, in his words, “the girls weren’t wearing any pastries.” That’s right. Not pasties, but pastries. I couldn’t help envisioning strategically placed prune danish …

Any woman wants to give me a free lap dance, I promise to respect the heck out of her.

I could never grasp the appeal of strip clubs. The concept has always struck me as supremely unsatisfying, frustrating.

That’s just a sound business model.

“That does it! From now on I’m wearing clothes.”…

Hence, the “Are you happy to see me, or, is that a gun, in your pocket?”

True, I don’t respect strippers that give me a free lap dance.

First one isn’t free???

Man, I gotta go back and make amends!!!!!!!!!!!!