I used to hate this time of year due to the Xmas carols. But over the years I’ve added all the cloying commercials. So Anything with a car, dog, or child in it gets me worked up! I turn off the Grinch special at the point he decides to wimp out. Good thing my iron lung has a thermostat.
The Old Wolf over 4 years ago
They must now rename their store to SchopenhauerMart.
Algolei I over 4 years ago
I tried that. They sold me a dolphin.
Dolphins and porpoises are from two different families!
Ida No over 4 years ago
Futility, thy name is “crass commercialism.” Thanks, Walmart. (wah, wah, waaaahhh)
tims145 over 4 years ago
I used to hate this time of year due to the Xmas carols. But over the years I’ve added all the cloying commercials. So Anything with a car, dog, or child in it gets me worked up! I turn off the Grinch special at the point he decides to wimp out. Good thing my iron lung has a thermostat.
Cozmik Cowboy over 4 years ago
The three worst things that ever happened to America? WalMart, McDonald’s, and the Dwight D. Eisenhower Interstate Defense Highway System.