Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 26, 2019

Not many Vikings could handle two battle axes at the same time.

This strip made me chuckle.

Honeybunch, it’s never over until the fat lady sings……..aah. There goes his interest in Opera.

Maybe whoever says it, has an ax to grind.

She looks like Helga, wife of Hagar The Horrible.

Not really, Helga has blond hair

Maybe he should leave her at home

She.. should be a bit cautious as well.. that battle ax can swing both ways

The other guy got hit by a huge ax and is only seeing stars?

Never a good idea to carelessly make cutting remarks.

Axe me no questions.

If she is Honeybunch, are these two the Drabbles distant ancestors? All that inbreeding would explain having a moron like Norman for a son.

Well, she knows what she is.

Swedish Nightmare

I thought most people named Olaf were blond, or maybe red-heads.

‘’Now that you’re part of our crew, I guess we should introduce ourselves (punches a viking on the chest) this is Olaf, (slaps a Viking on the chest) and this is Olaf (points to a Viking) and this is Olaf (points to a Viking) this… is Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, Olaf, And… um…. (covers his eyes and snaps his fingers) … Olaf, Olaf" – (Squidward: So, let me guess. Your name must be….) – Viking: “That’s right. Gordon.”