Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 25, 2019

He’s just dealing with a lot of water weight gain.

Fred Mertz!

Ain’t it the truth? Over the last thirty years or so it has gotten harder and harder to find slacks or jeans that didn’t show me as having plumber’s-butt or forcing me to decide which side to roll my junk into. I miss the days when pants actually fit in the waist and crotch and I’m only 10 lb. overweight. I actually found myself paying hundreds of dollars to have a tailor make me a couple of pairs of slacks from an old pattern her grandfather had used in the 1940’s. I may be old now but I feel good in these bespoke slacks.

I wear Levi’s. I can buy same size 505 jeans. One will fit other won’t. It’s like they use different patterns.

HIs shirt has completely disappeared.

Then shouldn’t that carrot turn redder?

All about comfort.. As you get older you realize having the crotch of your pants at your knees makes you walk funny and people laugh at you.

He’s looking for his balls. He saw some kid throwing them.

The next strip in my queue is Working It Out-appropriate follow-up to the comments here.

Merry Christmas to all who observe it, to those who observe a different seasonal tradition may your day and the coming year be filled with peace and joy!

if he was in Florida we could tell his age by how high is belt buckle is

At least pulls his pants up.

My grandfather was so old, he had to pull the zipper down in order to see out…

Merry Christmas!